– What is the difference between a russian and an onion? – You do not cry when you cut a russian.
Grozni is the capital of Ichkeria.
What do you call one russian on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten russians on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire russian population on the moon? Problem solved.
— A russian nationalist and a russian liberal jump off a building. Who lands first? — Who cares?
— What do you call a russian who has two slaves? — Three slaves.